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'Vampire Slayer' Shoots Man In Face
March 15, 2004

Police in Jacksonville, Fla., arrested a man who believed he was a 'vampire slayer' after he allegedly shot his Domino's Pizza co-worker twice in the face because he thought he was a vampire.

Timothy White, 35, who was described by friends as a born-again Christian with an unusual preoccupation with zombies and vampires, was arrested outside of a church after Friday's shooting.

Story and Video: Local6.com

Posted by Twisted at March 15, 2004 04:24 PM

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Gotta love those chocolaty cocoa puffs.

Posted by: Vampiro at March 15, 2004 07:27 PM

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I DON'T THINK HE WAS A FAN OF THE COUNT ON SESAME STREET....

Posted by: JODI at March 16, 2004 04:04 AM

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what did the pizza guy do.....growl at him/ what a dumbass

Posted by: whatever at March 16, 2004 07:23 AM

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stupid lol 2 JODI

Posted by: kayla at March 19, 2004 12:25 PM

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I wonder what the hell is wrong with this man's brain?

Posted by: Zach at March 20, 2004 10:59 PM

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Leave the guy alone! He's just doing his bit for the eternal struggle against evil.

Posted by: buffy at March 23, 2004 07:01 AM

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YEAH LETS FUCK THE GUY IN THE ASS!!!!

Posted by: COGATO at March 23, 2004 02:38 PM

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ok i like the vampire novel and buffy gust as much as the next STRAIGHT guy but honestly...no vampire is immune to sunlight that guy was gust a fugger...fucker...i hate people who dont read their shit right

Posted by: ryan at March 23, 2004 06:44 PM

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i think the guy watched too many horror flicks!!!

Posted by: kat at March 24, 2004 04:12 AM

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He must have thought his coworker was a wallaby fucker.

But seriously now, he was just tired of the guy shooting his mouth off--SO HE SHOT HIS MOUTH OFF !!! HAHAHAHAH

Posted by: howie feltersnatch at March 25, 2004 04:46 PM

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i am a vampire i hope he shoots me in the fucking face 2 yeah buddy

Posted by: skittles at March 26, 2004 09:51 PM

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That is the most fuckin dumbest thing we've heard in our life

Posted by: cammy & krissy at March 27, 2004 04:22 PM

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i think this is kinda silly....but why the pizza do0d what did he do? see christian people are wierdos! :-P

Posted by: *Precious* at March 29, 2004 07:53 AM

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WHAT IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF HELL WAS THIS GUY (OR THING?) THINKING! THERE ISAIN'T NO SUCH THING AS NO DAMN VAMPIRES....WHAT A FUCKIN STUPID ASS........!!!!!!!!!!HA ...HA...HA...! hOLLa AT YA BOY

Posted by: J.T. at April 6, 2004 06:34 PM

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WHAT IN THE WONDERFUL WORLD OF HELL WAS THIS GUY (OR THING?) THINKING! THERE ISAIN'T NO SUCH THING AS NO DAMN VAMPIRES....WHAT A FUCKIN STUPID ASS........!!!!!!!!!!HA ...HA...HA...! hOLLa AT YA BOY

Posted by: J.T. at April 6, 2004 06:34 PM

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howie,
you need to go to hell with a comment that you made. that is not true, you don't know David so maybe you should shut you freaking mouth. and remember that you made this joke the next time you run your mouth. Your an butthole. What if David was your friend you would not like it if you has a friend that this happen to?

Posted by: someone at April 8, 2004 05:29 AM

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howie,
you need to go to hell with a comment that you made. that is not true, you don't know David so maybe you should shut you freaking mouth. and remember that you made this joke the next time you run your mouth. Your an butthole. What if David was your friend you would not like it if you has a friend that this happen to?

Posted by: someone at April 8, 2004 05:29 AM

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thats wot pizza guys deserve for getting the toppings wrong. lets hope they've lernt their l;esson and the insanity stops here!

Posted by: ms whateva at April 9, 2004 07:42 AM

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Maybe he didn't like anchovies and made up "The reason I shot him in the face was I thought he was a vampire!" as an alibi.

Posted by: BigFatBlues at April 12, 2004 04:02 AM

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well done on shooting him in the face instead of a stake in the heart. moron..

Posted by: geg at April 15, 2004 04:51 AM

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Someone failed slayer school....

Jumping over things = A+
Witty comebacks = A+
Staking through hearts = F See me after class

TIMOTHY! I SAID THE HEART! NOT THE FACE!

Posted by: Tina at April 15, 2004 04:52 AM

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You should all rot in hell for what you said about him. So what if he killed a fuckin vampire, he was just doing what his mother told him. i remember what my mother told me right before i went into nam, she said:"You little fucker, you better not come back with no vietnam slut girls." and i tells her:"Bitch you better shut your fuckin mouth bitch." ahhhhh the good old days

Posted by: whore at April 15, 2004 11:21 AM

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You should all rot in hell for what you said about him. So what if he killed a fuckin vampire, he was just doing what his mother told him. i remember what my mother told me right before i went into nam, she said:"You little fucker, you better not come back with no vietnam slut girls." and i tells her:"Bitch you better shut your fuckin mouth bitch." ahhhhh the good old days

Posted by: whore at April 15, 2004 11:21 AM

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What did your Mama tell you about watching too many blasted zombie movies, huh?

Posted by: Lilitu at April 29, 2004 10:43 AM

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what the hell does cocoa puffs have to do with it?

Posted by: madden at May 2, 2004 05:51 PM

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wow!! i love this!! this is better than the eastside of Detroit it,s just these guy,s are normal!!

Posted by: crazierdinamug at May 3, 2004 12:30 PM

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how did he know he was a vampire?
did he bite his dick or something?

Posted by: matt daddy at May 8, 2004 01:43 AM

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Someone,
You need to shut your fucking mouth (at least you still have one to shut)hahahahahahahah

But seriously, meet me by the swings at recess. Me and my vampire friends are going to shove a stick up your ass.

Posted by: howie feltersnatch at May 15, 2004 11:55 AM

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Someone,
You need to shut your fucking mouth (at least you still have one to shut)hahahahahahahah

But seriously, meet me by the swings at recess so I can kick your ass.

Posted by: howie feltersnatch at May 15, 2004 11:56 AM

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There are people who pose as Vampires. Or are one at that.. And they are immune to sunlight. It doesn't affect them. That's in the movies..

This guy is either just crazy, or.. something. Lol.

Posted by: Anti at May 15, 2004 02:40 PM

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AC/DC rocks so does all the other classic rock ya baby rock on some of 70s music rocks to i guess

Posted by: brandon at May 20, 2004 03:37 PM

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Most of you little fucks act so damn chilish..oh well i guess. No such thing as Vampires hu? I'd like to gear that from ya. Cuz then you'd be my next victim. I'd drain all the blood outta your body! Dracula was real did ya know that i bet you didnt. So next time you childish fuckers decide to say something like that with no proof... Prepare for the worst...Cuz i'll give the worst to ya!

Posted by: Kittie at May 24, 2004 04:41 PM

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maybe i should tell him my ex-wife is the bride of frankinstien

Posted by: dutch at June 5, 2004 10:05 AM

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Matt Daddy
I think thats what it was.....his gay lover bit his dick while they were watching buffy the vampire slayer so he shot him in the face and called him a vampire......or some shit....but it did involve homosexuality!!

Posted by: Bob at July 4, 2004 11:16 PM

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Howie,
Your just as dumb as this guy.....although u got the stick right!.....no face shooting....but the stick goes in the face not the ass!!
Maybe this guy shot his co-worker cuz he was cheating on him with you right?

Posted by: Bob at July 4, 2004 11:19 PM

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I can't beleive you people. You're talking about biting peoples dicks? Shoving sticks up each other's butts? How the fuck could you miss the fact that it was an Italian restaraunt? What do all Italian eateries have that Vampires hate? GARLIC!!! I could understand if he loaded up a 12 guage shotgun and gave him 2.80 in change the hard way (dimes for the dimwitted). Stupid ass born again (or is that inbred again?) christian pukes can't even get their legends straight... Was this guy related to the other retard that nailed himself up? Oh yeah Kittie darlin'? Listen up real close Dracula was a name/title given to Vlad Tepes. Vlad was real, Vlad was very blood thirsty but in a Ghengis Khan/Joseph Stalin kind of way. Not a eurotrash, velvet clad, anti-social LARP-er kind of way... And yes, you CAN bite me. Right on the left cheek baby.

Posted by: Mr. Obvious at July 10, 2004 03:51 AM

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you all are funny and crazy and have issues, some of u serious issues, lol well have fun in ur own little worlds that u guys live in cause its evidently not reality, hahah bye all

Posted by: misty and kaelin at July 11, 2004 01:44 AM

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its funny that his last name is white yet he is indeed black.

coincidence. i think not.

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