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Marry Your Pets!
October 20, 2003

A tongue-in-cheek website gives people the chance to "marry" their pets.

Marryyourpet.com was set up by Dominique Lesbirel, from Amsterdam, who says a pet makes the perfect partner.

She says pets will give you comfort, rarely let you down and never fight for the control of the TV remote control. From Ananova

Posted by Twisted at October 20, 2003 02:11 AM

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User Comments:

This isnt farmsex.com....Does this person believe in sex after marriage... Thats one sick person...

Posted by: TwistedThoughts at October 20, 2003 05:19 PM

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well who the hell would ever marry there pets is pretty fucken gross. ahh that goddamn disgusting

Posted by: Amanda at October 29, 2003 11:39 AM

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Is this woman sexually deprived or something!? i wouldnt want to marry a fucken cat or dog! what a dumbshit! this woman is tapped in the head.

Posted by: chris at November 6, 2003 04:20 PM

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what the hells wrong with her.
i doubt the cats exerlent in the sack and have you got done by animal rites yet anyway enjoy your puppy fucking

Posted by: eric at November 8, 2003 09:33 AM

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love your pets just dont LOVE your pets.

Posted by: fat@$$ at November 10, 2003 11:29 AM

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damn i would actually love to marry my dog tippie, he was the best lover i ever had....he hehehe.........c'mon i need a man ne single guys out there? ohio? email me at cincygurl420 @ yahoo.com im on yahoo messenger, pics and also under playful1456012001 @yahoo.com

Posted by: maria at November 17, 2003 09:39 AM

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i think in a way its sick but for old people that have lost every one its ok because they have a bonding and for younger people that have pets they have to part wiht meens they can keep em so by me its fine in the way of bonding and friendship

Posted by: sam at November 17, 2003 06:04 PM

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This is just so wierd an unberlievable, people might just do it to see if they can, sick!!!

Posted by: Kat at November 19, 2003 05:51 AM

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This is just so wierd an unberlievable, people might just do it to see if they can, sick!!!

Posted by: Kat at November 19, 2003 05:51 AM

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so if she would marry a pussy would she be a lesbian?

Posted by: venus at December 4, 2003 08:48 PM

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i wonder if this is really legal. is there some tax issues involved, if it is, i do it for the tax break.

Posted by: just_another_drug_addict at December 9, 2003 11:48 AM

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what the f*k is this world comin 2 i mean for petes sake is there no one sane left on this planet......i supose it works out for some ehem LEAH DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN MARRY YOUR DOG TODAY FOR ONLY $20 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Posted by: santi at December 9, 2003 11:55 AM

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marry your dog for 20$..get a deadly desiese for 20$ i wonder what else you can do for 20$

Posted by: Kate at December 11, 2003 09:27 AM

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This is animal abuse!!! No animal should put up with this!! i mean, don't ignore your pet but don't... i mean you can definitley love your pet but not sexually. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Posted by: Singhabeer at December 14, 2003 03:13 PM

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This is animal abuse!!! No animal should put up with this!! i mean, don't ignore your pet but don't... i mean you can definitley love your pet but not sexually. Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Posted by: Singhabeer at December 14, 2003 03:14 PM

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im gonna b the first person to marry a donkey!

Posted by: ME at December 20, 2003 03:48 PM

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i'd fuck my cat.or dog... i dont care.

Posted by: hi at December 20, 2003 03:55 PM

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i think its pretty cool 2 marry your pet. there always there & are loyal, unlike most guys!

Posted by: christy at December 29, 2003 09:57 PM

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GROSS

The only thing i can say about this is gross, i mean animals are ment to be your friends, not your fucking buddies or marriage partners. She is a fucking cyco bitch, that shit should be illigal. EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

STUPID FUCKING BITCH

Posted by: Casey at January 1, 2004 12:35 AM

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ok, that's a little stupid but to all the people out there that say u can't have sex with ur pet's , first of all marrage isnt about sex ok and second of all , that's just wrong , n third of all , if they did then i fell sorry for the pets cause the person that screws their pet is desperate n gross n probly never did it befor

Posted by: none of your buissnes at January 1, 2004 08:06 PM

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ok, that's a little stupid but to all the people out there that say u can't have sex with ur pet's , first of all marrage isnt about sex ok and second of all , that's just wrong , n third of all , if they did then i fell sorry for the pets cause the person that screws their pet is desperate n gross n probly never did it befor

Posted by: none of your buissnes at January 1, 2004 08:06 PM

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ok, that's a little stupid but to all the people out there that say u can't have sex with ur pet's , first of all marrage isnt about sex ok and second of all , that's just wrong , n third of all , if they did then i fell sorry for the pets cause the person that screws their pet is desperate n gross n probly never did it befor

Posted by: none of your buissnes at January 1, 2004 08:06 PM

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ok, that's a little stupid but to all the people out there that say u can't have sex with ur pet's , first of all marrage isnt about sex ok and second of all , that's just wrong , n third of all , if they did then i fell sorry for the pets cause the person that screws their pet is desperate n gross n probly never did it befor

Posted by: none of your buissnes at January 1, 2004 08:06 PM

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ok, that's a little stupid but to all the people out there that say u can't have sex with ur pet's , first of all marrage isnt about sex ok and second of all , that's just wrong , n third of all , if they did then i fell sorry for the pets cause the person that screws their pet is desperate n gross n probly never did it befor

Posted by: none of your buissnes at January 1, 2004 08:06 PM

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ok, that's a little stupid but to all the people out there that say u can't have sex with ur pet's , first of all marrage isnt about sex ok and second of all , that's just wrong , n third of all , if they did then i fell sorry for the pets cause the person that screws their pet is desperate n gross n probly never did it befor

Posted by: none of your buissnes at January 1, 2004 08:06 PM

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ok, that's a little stupid but to all the people out there that say u can't have sex with ur pet's , first of all marrage isnt about sex ok and second of all , that's just wrong , n third of all , if they did then i fell sorry for the pets cause the person that screws their pet is desperate n gross n probly never did it befor

Posted by: none of your buissnes at January 1, 2004 08:06 PM

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ok, that's a little stupid but to all the people out there that say u can't have sex with ur pet's , first of all marrage isnt about sex ok and second of all , that's just wrong , n third of all , if they did then i fell sorry for the pets cause the person that screws their pet is desperate n gross n probly never did it befor

Posted by: none of your buissnes at January 1, 2004 08:06 PM

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ok, that's a little stupid but to all the people out there that say u can't have sex with ur pet's , first of all marrage isnt about sex ok and second of all , that's just wrong , n third of all , if they did then i fell sorry for the pets cause the person that screws their pet is desperate n gross n probly never did it befor

Posted by: none of your buissnes at January 1, 2004 08:06 PM

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Can dogs and humans mate? Uh oh...mutation. What if you forget to put a "protectant" on your dog...next thing your in the delivery room giving birth to 1/2 puppies; 1/2 people. Also a dog won't earn money or at least talk to you, so to hell with marrying it!

Posted by: emily at January 6, 2004 04:27 PM

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OMG who would merry there pet. thats just sick. i would never merry my cat nickle.. and wtf would happen if the person marryed to the pet actualy meat a human that she liked??? could they cheat on the pet???

Posted by: lost kid at January 6, 2004 07:25 PM

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Hey if they decide too marry their dog they can do it doggy style lol!!! o god that was grosss Shut Up Kelly. anyway ,,,,, that is nasty i would nevr marry my pet i have eight cats i love em but not enuf to marry them that is just not cool how can u make babies they r gonna be half human half beast? anyway ....

Posted by: Kelly at January 22, 2004 01:58 PM

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who da fuck will marry their pets! i mean who in there right minds will do such a thing. this nasty and fucking stuipd. who ever doing this is fucking crazy or really want some. if you want to fuck an animal do me a favor and just FIND U A WHORE!

Posted by: Uknown at January 27, 2004 09:36 PM

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At this very time here in Canada Gay and Lesbian folk can now be married. I don't agree with it but it is a fact. So why not Dogs and Humans, Horses and Humans? First we should consider other Simians and Humans. That's where we should begin. it could be argues that they are part of the human race. Sort of like Pekinese and Great Danes.
If you can justifiy Gay and Lesbian marriage then you can justify Beast and Human marriage.
To wit: Leviticus chapter 18 Verse 22-23
22 You shall not lie with a male as with a woman. It is an abomination
23 Nor shall you mate with any animal to defile yourself with it. Nor shall any woman stand before an animal to mate with it. it is a perversion.

If one law can be broken and put aside then all the laws of the bible can be put aside. Canadian law is based on the precepts laid down in the Bible. like it or not. That's the way it is. We don't put witches to death and now we don't punish gays and lesbians so who are we to say that those who desire to copulate with any creature of the earth shouldn't be able to in a free and open manner. As with other humans though rape is rape and so should it be with animals. In other words you cannot force yourself onto a beast but if the beast shows desire towards the human and the human is willing then if copulation occurs it is not rape. Force is rape but willingness of both parties is not.

Posted by: Franklin Newhart at February 2, 2004 05:45 PM

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I WANT TO GET MARRIED TO MY PET

Posted by: SNOOPY at February 6, 2004 06:48 PM

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pussy

Posted by: kris at February 12, 2004 11:02 AM

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PETA gets more and more libral everday

Posted by: bebo at February 12, 2004 12:17 PM

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must be one hell of an ugly person to marry a pet

Posted by: SinChyld at February 19, 2004 02:26 PM

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gosh this is the funniest thing i have ever heard...

Posted by: Tanese at February 23, 2004 06:03 PM

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if they jsut NOW made it legal ...does it mean the bush children are BAsterds?!

Posted by: ILya stepquick at February 23, 2004 07:03 PM

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I thought marrying my cow would be great, but it turned out to be a pain. When I'm fucking her, I have to jump down from my box and run around front to kiss her.

Posted by: howie feltersnatch at February 29, 2004 03:54 PM

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YEA THIS REMINDS ME OF THE TIME I TIED THAT GOAT UP ON THE GROUND AND FUCKED IT LIKE A CRAZED MAD MAN WITH GRAVEL LUBRICANT, YEA, GOAT FUCKING, YEA!!!

Posted by: COGATO at March 15, 2004 11:45 AM

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IF I DIVORCE MY DOG DO YOU THINK I COULD GET ALIMONY?

Posted by: JODI at March 16, 2004 03:57 AM

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i like Pussi... ^_^

Posted by: ripwmguy at March 19, 2004 12:02 AM

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This is some weird shit-but what about faggots wanting to marry each other! Sucking out each other's assholes--now that's some nasty SHIT! Twisted fuckers

Posted by: howie feltersnatch at March 25, 2004 04:57 PM

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this bitch must be pretty desperate if she can't find a slut her own breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: amanda at March 26, 2004 01:43 PM

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this bitch must be pretty desperate if she can't find a slut her own breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: amanda at March 26, 2004 01:43 PM

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this bitch must be pretty desperate if she can't find a slut her own breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: susan at March 26, 2004 01:43 PM

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this bitch must be pretty desperate if she can't find a slut her own breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: susan at March 26, 2004 01:43 PM

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this bitch must be pretty desperate if she can't find a slut her own breed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: susan at March 26, 2004 01:43 PM

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thats the most wacked out thing i ever heard of,
if anyone ever did that i would seriously concider
HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: crazychick at March 28, 2004 07:24 AM

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what the fuck is up with this shit? is she for realies? what a gaylord. i just wanna know 1 thing... Y the hell would u marry your pet i mean when you could just kill two birds with 1 stone and get married to some guy so you can get the dick... then you got your cat or dog on the side.


Posted by: Jessica at March 31, 2004 03:51 PM

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Well, I'm not thinking of marrying my pet due to the fact it's a ferret !

Posted by: rapid 7 at April 11, 2004 03:24 PM

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bestiality is a mere stones throw from sodomy. What's the big deal. They "love" each other!

Posted by: SaH at April 14, 2004 01:07 AM

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well i think dat uz guyz r all a pack ov idiots if u wanna marry ya pet seriously obviously ya sex lyf aint workin' out dat well den i think ya need counceling cause pets give ya diseases n az 4 dat chick who fuked her cow ya nuthin but a dirty slut :)

Posted by: bow_down at April 15, 2004 06:47 PM

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Lemme guess, COGATO, you fucked the goat in the ass?

Posted by: fuckhead at April 16, 2004 02:01 PM

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I hope the person need to see the love sceen from the movie Children of Lesser God.

Posted by: Dipp at April 20, 2004 05:22 AM

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Why don't you sick fucks try screwing people. People like you should be thrown off the fucking planet.

Posted by: Animal at April 25, 2004 05:06 PM

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me and my pitbull terrier partners for life i guess i better not cheat on her!!

Posted by: crazierdinamug at May 3, 2004 01:22 PM

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HEY!!! IT,S ALL PINK INSIDE!!!!

Posted by: crazierdinamug at May 3, 2004 01:24 PM

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Nuthin wrong with marrying a ferret. Just remember to wrap it in duct tape, or it'll explode when you fuck it.

Posted by: howie feltersnatch at May 15, 2004 12:10 PM

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You guys are a bunch of sick fuckin' degenerate desperate bastards if you want to fuck your pet.

Posted by: Walker at June 15, 2004 04:47 PM

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YOU BET I DID, YEAH, FUCKING GOATS IN THIER HAIRY LITTLE ASS HOLES IS GREAT!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: COGATO at June 18, 2004 01:45 PM

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cogato u do know that alot of people really hate u on this forum type thingy

Posted by: linsey at July 13, 2004 01:46 PM

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HEY EVERY BODY LISTEN!

HAVING SEX WITH ANIMALS IS NOT WRONG IT IS PERFECTLY RIGHT, SAFE AND RATHER PLEASUABLE
U GO GURL WITH UR LAWS
HOPE U CAN MARRY PETS
I TELL YAH WHAT I DO--MARRY THE GOAT OF A RICH PERSON-KILL IT (AND MAKE IT LOOK LIKE AN ORDINARY CAR RAN OVER PET)-AND GET THE CASH OF A MORNING WIDOW! THIS IS A PERFECT OPERTUNITY -GOLD DIGGING HOES TO GET DOE WITHOUT CRIME
EVERYONE KNOWS
SO SOME SEX TRICKS FOR ANIMALS:
GET SOME WHIP CREAM AND APPLY TO UR SELF-BREAST, GENITALS,AND LET THE PET LICK IT OFF
AND A GOOD IDEA FOR SEX-PLEASE CLEAN OFF ALL ANIMAL PARTS BEFORE GETTING IT INSIDE YOU
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
AND BELIEVE ME I AM NOT DOING ANY OF THIS MYSELF

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