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Men Caught Using Whizzinator
October 09, 2003

Some West Texas men on probation are in trouble again, this time for using the Whizzinator to help them pass court-ordered urinalysis tests.

In the past six months, five men on probation were caught using a realistic-looking prosthetic that dispenses synthetic, drug-free urine, Lubbock County sheriff's officials said. One was caught by an alert officer who heard something unusual in the restroom.

"A body part when it's up against a plastic cup isn't going to go 'clink,'" said Tom Madigan, interim assistant director of the Lubbock County adult probation office.

The device, reusable and available in five flesh colors, is sold by California-based Puck Technology for $150. A prosthetic penis is attached to an undergarment resembling a jock strap and connects to a pouch containing dehydrated urine. Water is added to the pouch and a heat pack can be attached to keep the urine close to body temperature. From the Sun Herald

Posted by Twisted at October 9, 2003 02:19 AM

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so...isnt anyone bothered by this?.....other than me?

Posted by: nikki at October 20, 2003 09:50 PM


so...isnt anyone bothered by this?.....other than me?

Posted by: nikki at October 20, 2003 09:51 PM


Good on them! Remember that this whole "drugs are bad" bullshit is about personal freedom--NOT about keeping anyone healthy. As long as you use government sanctioned drugs provided by a patsy (i.e. doctor, psychchiatrist), no one bitches. When one chooses to self-medicate, they are villified. Anyone see a double standard here??

Posted by: Jenna at November 13, 2003 10:33 AM


These men broke the law which resulted in them being put on probation, obviously they kept doing drugs so when the time came for their drug test they decided to use a prosthetic penis device to try and pass, very stupid in my opinion but to be expected, from criminals.

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