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British Council Warned of "Violent" Kitten
August 25, 2003

A council put a kitten on its "violent animals" database because it scratched a building inspector.

The inspector was supervising repairs to Mr Jackson's home when four-month-old Sascha hopped on to his shoulder.

Brian, 55, said: "He screamed and terrified the poor kitten. She was only small so she dug her claws in to hold on." From Ananova

Posted by Twisted at August 25, 2003 12:17 AM

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Il primo istinto è di raccogliere quei sandali, dimenticandomi completamente che sono nudo, ma appena li prendo in mano entra nella stanza Annalisa.
Non so se fosse più stupita di vedermi con i suoi sandali in mano o per il fatto che fossi li davanti a lei col pene che spuntava da sotto la maglietta.
Appena vedo che scende con lo sguardo e mi fissa il pisello sorridendo, mi ricordo della mia imbarazzante situazione e provo a scusarmi.
Lei non mi lascia parlare e chissa cosa ha inteso visto che si avvicina e mi bacia mentre si spoglia.
Io continuo a essere imbarazzatissimo e lo si vede dalle dimensioni del mio pene che è veramente minuscolo nonostante di fronte a me ci sia lei ormai quasi nuda.
Si abbassa, lo guarda e mentre lo scappella dice che adesso proverà a far svegliare quel pisellino cosi carino, e con le sue esperte mani inizia a farmi una meravigliosa sega alternata da qualche leccatina sulla punta della cappella.

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