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Granny's Nuts To Burglar
July 18, 2003

Pensioner Joyce Edwards found a burglar with his testicles impaled on glass from a window he smashed breaking in.

And when he screamed in agony that he was dying she snapped back: “GOOD.”

Joyce, 80, had been woken by a crashing sound from her bathroom.

She went to investigate and saw the raider dangling on shards of glass in his groin.

Last night she said: “He cried out to me, ‘I’m dying, please help me’.

“But I was so cross I shouted back ‘Good’ and ran out of the house.” From The Sun

Posted by Twisted at July 18, 2003 02:25 PM

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